Friday, March 16, 2007

Sex vs. Masturbation

I always thought that sex completely occupies the heads of the people from the east because of the social/religious restrictions. Well, I guess that had nothing to do with any restrictions, as having lived in a different culture where getting sex is as easy sometimes as getting a drink I could see that it still occupies and drives the behavior of people, just in a different way. It's not the restrictions that empower and magnify it…

It's all about the instinct.

I always said that having sex is just like drinking sea water when we are thirsty, it just gets us more thirsty and in need to more water. Now, we have the instinct…and god gave us hands…so why the hassle about sex? If we wanna go through the headache, problems, and concerns regarding sexual intercourse; we will definitely stop thinking about sex….for few minutes at least, before we shift back to our horny nature as males…

I'm writing a list to compare between sex and masturbation ….notable that by sex I mean meaningless sex, not with the loved one…just random sex with a sex partner, one night stands, casual sex or "friend with benefit"….

Economic aspects:

  • Unlike sex, you don't have to invite yourself over dinner or even to the movies when you want to pleasure yourself.
  • When you pleasure yourself, you don't need to buy contraceptive materials including emergency pills in case she forgets hers and things get out of hand….

Physical aspects:

  • A man needs an average of 2 minutes or 3 top to climax while a woman needs a minimum average of 10 to 15 minutes to climax (if she ever will)... So basically, when sex, you have to spend an extra 12 minutes of physical action just to return the favor for a pleasure that you only need 2 minutes to reach when you are alone.
  • You don't need foreplay if you are doing your homework alone, foreplay helps women orgasm. We don't need it, we are easy to satisfy!
  • When you are alone, you can go do whatever you were doing the moment you finish, you don't have to lie down next to anybody, cuddle, or snuggle or just stay there….women are so demanding.
  • When you are working on your own, it's ok to fantasize that it's Nicole Kidman that you are with, while that is really not ok when you actually have someone with you.
  • When masturbating, you don't even have to be in shape, worry about your physique or pay a gym membership to workout (should go to the economic aspects as well)…cuz the only one who is seeing you naked…is YOU!
  • With masturbation, no worries about STDs. You won't catch anything that you don't already have



After all what I have listed and plenty more, do you still think that sex is driving you crazy? Wake up buddy! If you are not in a loving relationship….don't over-rate sex...and you might wanna consider using the power of your hands.

Why I'm writing this post…I have no fucking idea….I just watched a movie called Shortbus and it triggered me....among other things!

17 comments:

Yazan said...

"Logical" comparison, but u know very well that its nonesense...

Woody Allen says...
Masturbation is having sex with someone u like the most... ;)

Anonymous said...

Hot& nice topic

regards
NICK

Anonymous said...

nice topic

regards
NICK

Sham said...

well masturbation for women is completely different; if she can't reach orgasm via her man, she can always reach for her finger. works all the time.

abufares said...

Ahhhh, the enthusiasm of the young...

AhmadK said...

ur right...
completely right...

Sham said...

looks like Ihsan has got a hot admirer lol

KJ said...

Someone isn't getting some I guess ;) hehehe

dancing solo said...

I am not sure though, first a study showed that pleasure from intercourse is 10 times than masturbation.
then for all these problem, just keep a fuck-bodies, not one, like three or more, so every time you feel like doing it, you just have to make a phone call, or two, or three the most, see what I mean. you have to rest your hand, and let her mouth do the work....hanhaha, at least that what I do....
but funny post, 3anjad

kenni said...

although masturbation is more convenient and i agree with most of the things you said, i'm still in favour of actual intercourse. physical contact with another human being is almost always preferable to pleasuring oneself, imo.

btw, i came by your blog while googling the word 'ihsan', btw.

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Nigel said...

Great article man. u might wanna add emotional aspects. Guys who masturbate are likely to cheat on their galfriends and wives. The ladies are not always in the mood to get it on. They may be tired after working overtime, or your wife may be pregnant, or busy looking after her new baby. Masturbation as a substitute for cheating on your woman? Why not!?

Anonymous said...

sounds to me like you're not getting any.... :/

Anonymous said...

sounds to me like you're not getting any...

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Anonymous said...

Explain the urge to have sex even when you masturbate.I masturbate on average twice a day but still have a strong urge when a woman is available. I would love to be have masturbation cure the urge to have sex. Its clearly more practical than actual sex

Lostzilla said...

The male orgasm is a natural drug high; the female orgasm is not. Moreover, females have a lot of oxytocin, a bonding hormone, while males do not. Discovering these and other things, including the fact that the more orgasms a man has with the same woman, the less satisfying over time sex with her becomes, made me wonder why I needed a woman at all. It always started the same way: at first, I couldn't wait to have sex with this or that woman; then a few months later I was making excuses about why I didn't want to have sex with her. Her heart would break, and it would all start again with someone else. All I wanted to do was have an orgasm. A new face was like a new porn video, very gratifying initially, then less and less so over time. Sex was always an emotional experience for the women I was with, but for me it was just a means to an end. I would come, get shot up with prolactin (a natural depressant), lose my libido, and want to do anything but cuddle and kiss. Now that I know the end result of masturbation and sex for men is a dopamine high in their genitals, I don't waste my time trying to get someone else to do for me what I can do for myself.